Yes, I hate Disney, well, I shouldn't say that, I hate what cooperate America has done to Disney.
I was sickened. I walked into the under garments section of Walmart one day ... and there ... right in front of my face ... was a 36B bra and matching panties ... with Miley Cyrus's fuggly face plastered on the left cup, and the "Hannah Montana" logo printed all over the underwear that came with it. I almost fell over, not because it was something I wanted, no, not at all. I almost fell over because the thought crossed my mind "Grown women actually wear ... THAT?". Seriously, WTF? Is even the adult world that I am growing into not even safe from cooperate prostitution of bad ideas?
I then went home, and found my sister singing the Hannah Montana theme song, followed by "Cinderella" by the Cheetah Girls. As she is only seven, this is understandable. I asked her if she could sing "Some day my prince will come" from the Disney classic, Snow White, and she didn't even know the words, let alone who or what Snow White was .__.". I grew up singing "Circle of Life" from The Lion King, a movie which my younger siblings refer to as "gay".
And for god sakes, don't get me started on High School Musical ._.", possibly Disney's worst abortion yet. Unoriginal characters and story line, they did the same thing in the sequel and third movie, and for gods sake, I cannot go anywhere without seeing their faces.
Bad puns every five seconds, stupid girls who fall down a lot, and the same story line over and over again can only take you so far Disney.
It's getting annoying. Bring back the classics, and not in the form of straight to video crappy "throw it together in three weeks" sequels.
Shows like Hannnah Montana, Wizards of Waverly Place, The suite Life of Zach and Cody, and of course all of the crappy movies like Halloween Town High and Twitches *yeah, real creative name there you idiots*, are just fueling the fire of cooperate America, and they're all leaving, in my opinion, a bad impression on our kids.
And please tell me, can any one tell the difference between Salena Golmez and Demi Lavoto, because I can't >o>.
If I have angered anyone, then I am sorry. These are my own thoughts and opinions on what Disney has become, and do not reflect the thoughts and opinions of anyone I associate with. If you feel the same, and are a subscriber on deviantART.com, or have a website where you can place this rant, then please, pass this on, but please, be mature. I am a civilized adult, thus have not bastardized any of the names in this rant, and I expect you to do the same if you pass this on.
Maybe this will get back to Disney one day, who knows . All I know is that they need to change their ways. Ponyo was an inexcusable copy of a good Japanese film.
/end rant
~Ayama |